Every year the same thing kids tromping up on MY porch knock on MY door scare me with screams yells howls random eggings toilet paper on MY patio this has got to stop this is a holiday that should not be allowed to continue in its rampant popularity it exploits cats which are black which I am one of makes children eat candy and sweets forces people to dress up as things they are not the lady person I own is not a pirate if she were a pirate I would fire her nobody should run around in the dark streets unless they can see in the dark most humans do not see well in pitch black though since I am The Cat I can do this if people insist on celebrating this inane holiday they should not put black cats on their porches stuffed with newspaper it is quite confusing for The Cat pumpkins are for consumption not for carving, and give me tuna please.
The Cat does NOT like.
Show your support for the abolition of Halloween. The Cat encourages each and every one of us to wear this for Halloween:
The Cat is now trying to figure out how to eat tuna out of this one...
Please support the effort, go to this nice lady's store, get some cards, get a shirt, get a mug, and SAVE US ALL FROM HALLOWEEN MADNESS.
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