Wednesday, August 22, 2007

The Cat as Seismic Event Sensing Device

After rigorous testing, data gathering, event tracking, response analysis, survival studies through 22 months of seismic events, and meticulous observation, we are ready to publish our findings on the Cat Actuated Tremor Predictive Event Engine (CATPEE).

Response was noticeable within a range of [magnitude 4.8 at 5km, depth 2km | magnitiude 6.2 at 50km, depth 8km] as reported by USGS over a period of 22 months.

Unfortunately, we are forced to conclude that The Cat is not capable of registering reliable and accurate earthquake event predictions, as the CATPEE system's responses to a seismic event within the tested event range appear to be identical to responses observed upon the arrival of the UPS truck in the front yard.

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