The Cat as Contemporary Office Accessory

I can't type today. The Cat wants attention. A LOT of attention. For some cat-only-known reason, The Cat has declared that this Monday is Give Your Full Attention To The Cat Day.

The place where my keyboard goes is occupied by The Cat. The spot where my trackball belongs is occupied by The Cat. The Cat has managed to take over every cubic inch of desktop and is now workng on conquering the credenza, with frequent pacing trips back to the keyboard.

She doesn't seem to be upset by anything, but she is definitely enthusiastic. So I can type two or three words, then I must cease and pet, brush or talk with The Cat.

If you want to vastly improve morale in your office environment, hire a cat or ten. Bank on periods of time when little gets done, but the payoff in stress reduction and happy personnel may be well worth losing a few minutes to cattitude.